They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
