me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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