I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
