the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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