My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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