i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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