Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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