I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Rumble strips road head = magical
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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