this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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