By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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