What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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