I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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