True but thats because hes a fetus.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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