I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
They took my balls.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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