Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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