Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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