Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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