I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
someone owes me an orgasm
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
