whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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