I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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