well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
