whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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