there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
