"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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