I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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