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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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