Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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