return my video game
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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