Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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