We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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