If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Ladies don't puke and tell
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