I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.