I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me