some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My pussy is not your playground.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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