Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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