that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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