batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
My balls are so social today.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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