You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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