Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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