he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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