one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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