We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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