ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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