Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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