Small penises have feelings too.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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