I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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