You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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