i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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