I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Randomize
