I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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