I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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