Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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