Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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