oh god the rape fog is back!
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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