Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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