I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
