And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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