she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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